Thursday, August 18, 2005

happy b-day bro

Yesterday was my big brother Sean's birthday. He's always been a good brother...well mostly. He always got to do things before I did because he's 4 1/2 years older than me. He got His license, got to wear all the clothes that were handed down to me , and choose how to get his hair cut first(jess was a great barber recommendation). The advantage of this was that he showed me some of the secrets and pitfalls in life before I could experience them firsthand. It was my brother that taught me that a wadded up piece of tinfoil works just as well as a BB if your gonna shoot somebody point blank in the leg. It was him that taught me that knives are forbidden weapons to pull during trampoline karate matches. It was him that taught me that a empty mountain dew can and a steady hand will suffice if dad won't stop at a rest area. And it was my brother that taught me that drill bits get really hot when you use them for extended periods of time. They will even burn the flesh off your neck. Most of these lesson have left mental and physical scars on me, but they were lessons well learned. Thanks for the years of imparted wisdom.

Happy Birthday Brother
(I'm sorry mom always made us dress alike.
You didn't deserve that, and neither did I.)